Court Reporting Comedienne
You didn`t know that court reporting had a comical side, did you? Check out this video from Kathy Taylor. This is the only court reporting standup routine that I`ve ever seen. She`s pretty good, I think. Some of my highlights of her routine:
- I am a court stenographer..... (pause). I haven`t talked for 23 years
- I type and I stroke, type and I stroke. Miss a word -- go to jail.
- The scariest words for a court reporter are, `Read that back.`
- I know you can`t tell by looking at me, but I have been happily married. Four times.
- When people find out I`m a court reporter, they sometimes say strange things. `You must know how to create the perfect murder.` Heck, if that were the case, I`d be a widow.
03/25/2008
